I Hate Fast Moving Stamps

I Hate Stamps That Move So Fast That You Can't Read Them
^ That is what it says ^

This is a joke.. YES, I KNOW IT IS MOVING FAST, THAT IS THE JOKE. So please don't say "Uh, that is moving so fast that you can't read it"

[Stamp Template: ~plztikphishphood]

EDIT:
Okay, you guys can stop telling me that you can read the stamp. I get it, you guys have some super-human reading powers or something, but I'm not as impressed anymore when ten other people said the same thing. This is as fast a Photoshop would let me go. So don't just comment here to tell me that. This might sound a little harsh, and I'm sorry if it does, but I couldn't take another "DerpIcanreaditbutIgetyourpoint" comment. Okay? Good, thanks.

EDIT 2 (Feb. 29, 2012)
Wow, above 1000 favs? Really guys? Thank you so much, it means a lot. I first created this just for my own entertainment, but I'm glad you guys liked it so much. Just wanted to say you all are amazing for giving me so much love for something so simple. Thanks a lot.
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